Lena Dunham wants me to have a bath and then decide what I’m doing with my life. And my hair.
George Best thinks I should try a sock bun. If I sleep in it I’ll get lovely curls.
Tina Fey is all about the glasses.
Bill Cosby is pissed I got my hair cut and didn’t get his advice first. Can’t win ‘em all.
David Foster Wallace wonders why I don’t grow it. Forever.
Black Francis (AKA Frank Black AKA Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV) wants me to make little poo hair houses. Funny Frank.
Grimes doesn’t want me to cry over it.
James Joyce likes my old bowl cut.
Roy Keane likes a bob with a fringe that gets in your eyes.
Marshall McLuhan likes to experiment.
